An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
This should be everywhere
Da fuck I need this for #pulloutgamestrong
did i just read that right
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pace: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
if someone asked me to describe martin freeman i’d show that person these pictures.
86-89 / ∞ favorite pictures of Martin Freeman
the progression of sherlock holmes - friend status